So, there was some drama at the Woods household early Friday morning. To make a long story short, Tiger Wood's wife Elin went nuts after reading this National Enquirer report that Tiger allegedly is having an affair with "New York city party girl" Rachel Uchitel (see pics here and here of the homewrecker, more below). And the wife went all Chris Brown on Tiger's ass. Elin scratched Tiger's face up real bad, and as he attempted to flee in his 2009 Cadillac Escalade (I thought he only drove Buicks), Elin gave chase with a golf club or two smashing up his Escalade, and then Tiger hit a fire hydrant and tree.
Although his SUV struck a fire hydrant less than 100 feet from his property so he could not have been going that fast, Tiger Woods suffered facial lacerations, bruises, a reported slight concussion, and officers on the scene stated Wood's mouth was filled with blood after he was involved in he single vehicle accident. Now for the ridiculousness part. Windermere, FL, police chief Daniel Saylor (who must be really close friends with Tiger; that or he is a moron) offers up this explanation for the golf club damage on the Escalade:
"When we [Windermere police] got there, he was laying in the street," Saylor told PEOPLE. "His wife had broken out the back window with a golf club to get into the vehicle and pull him out."You heard that right. A 125-pound Swedish model smashed through the back window of the Escalade and pulled her 200-pound husband to safety. This despite the fact the Escalade has 4 doors, 5 if you include the liftgate. And they still worked after the accident (see pics here, here, and here).
Saylor did not know how Nordegren managed to pull her husband out, but she was determined to do so. "She used two golf clubs," Saylor says. "She bent one and used another one."
Of course Tiger's backing up the story on his website. He posted this statement yesterday:
"This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.The truth is that his wife beat him with a golf club only 48-hours after finding out that he is cheating on her with some skank from New York. So, was the crash the result of a fight between Woods and Elin, related to his alleged affair? Did Elin smash the windows of his car as he was attempting to drive away? You know what would be really fucked up? If he intentionally crashed his car in an attempt to cover up the cuts to his face from his crazy club-wielding wife before going to the hospital. Allegedly, of course. Tiger Woods has yet to grant interview requests by the Florida Highway Patrol, and remains cryptic and vague regarding the details of the accident. He says in the statement released on his website:
This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.
The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false."
"As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore...
This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be."
Meanwhile, Uchitel, whose fiance died in Sept. 11 in New York and has become a well-known nightlife promoter, traveled to California to meet with her new lawyer, Gloria Allred. Rachel Uchitel has hired high-profile attorney Gloria Allred to sue the National Enquirer after publicly calling the story "bullshit." Rachel Uchitel, 32, told E! News on Sunday:
"I did not have any involvement with him [Woods]... Whatever was written in the Enquirer was not said by me, it was said by two people that claimed they were friends of mine, but they're not."She denied the National Enquirer story that sparked the rumors but remember that the leaks first came from her side. So either she is really having an affair with Tiger Woods or she told her friends lies that she was having an affair with him. Either way, she win and the Woods family lose. Never cheat on her wife with an attention whore woman that might be willing to arrange a photo opt with an attention whore attorney like Gloria Allred at LAX. The whore had to delete her Facebook page because all of America and the rest of the world hate her guts now, but here is her Facebook page in Google cache.
Rachel was first famous for being a distraught woman pictured on the cover of the New York Post on Sept 14th 2001 when she lost her fiance in 9/11. She has since been a host at popular NY clubs frequented by numerous famous people who have mentioned meeting and knowing her (sometimes in more ways than one). She has previously rumored to have been hooking up with married actor David Boreanaz. Her mother has told friends her daughter has dated New York Yankee players Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez. In 2004, she married Wall Street trader Steven Ehrenkranz but split after four months. She was also engaged to investment banker Andy O'Grady, who later died in 9/11 attacks.
On Wednesday, NYC socialite Ashley Samson who claims to be friends with Uchitel told The National Enquirer that Rachel is romantically involved with Woods. If true, it wouldn't be the first time the party girl has opened her heart, her bed and her legs to another woman’s husband; just last month, Uchitel was exposed as the other woman in an affair with Bones actor David Boreanaz. But the greatest conquest of this professional homewrecker is Tiger, Boreanaz is yesturdays news. Samson told The Enquirer:
"Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe. It’s always going to be just you and me. They were constantly sexting,' Sampson spilled on the pages of the Dec. 7 issue of The Enquirer.
According to many sources, she was indeed bragging about sleeping with Tiger Woods a while back. She might have also intentionally leaked the story to the media through her friends to gain publicity from an apparent dying two night stand relationship with Tiger. And it does appear she is getting ready to capitalize off the fame she is gwtting from this scandal by hiring a celebrity lawyer. Meanwhile, Tiger spoke to a friend on Friday to reveal how he's going to smooth things over with Elin so she doesn't shove golf tees in his urethra while he's sleeping:
During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger."Give me a break... LOL... Tiger told a friend he needed to get a "Kobe Special" hahahaha... No way in hell Tiger said that... However if he did, he would be the funiest dude on the planet. But the best part is the "wife had gone ghetto on him" on him part. Zales? Seriously? He is worth over a billion and he's going to a mall jewelry store? Maybe he meant he was going to buy her a Zales. I would think Harry Winston would be in order but apparently Zales just might have to do. The point of this whole story is not to cheat on a Scandinavian woman. They are nuts and will go ghetto on your ass. Click on pictures to enlarge.
During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him.
Tiger Woods was had by an attention starving chick that will make his life a living hell. Here was is SUV after the crash:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods (born December 30, 1975 in Cypress, California, U.S.A.) is an American professional golfer among the most successful of all time. Currently the World No. 1, he was the highest-paid professional athlete in 2008, having earned an estimated $110 million from winnings and endorsements. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren Woods (born January 1, 1980 in Stockholm, Sweden) is a former Swedish model and wife of professional golfer Tiger Woods. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com
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